What no bacon?

Why can’t you get back bacon in America? What exactly is wrong with these people? They clamour for choice and quality and then settle for streaky bacon. The explanation does not arise from a general dislike of bacon as it appears everywhere… in one of two equally filthy forms: streaky and Canadian. Come on Tulip… sort it out…

Add to the list: Walkers crisps or anthing similar (especially salt and vinegar), Branston pickle, Mango chutney, Soreen malt loaf, set honey, squash (diluting), marmite, Golden Syrup, double cream, bla bla bla…

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